Sunday, 4 February 2018

February is for...



Welcome to February! January with all of its dreariness is now behind us all, thank goodness. February is for, well, hope I think.  

Hope that although I might have buggered up January and have continued to eat my bodyweight in sweet treats while drinking wine in the bath (I know I am not alone), I do still have hope that not all is lost.

It is still early enough in the year to attempt to make it a tad better than last year and while sitting in soft play yesterday thinking of reasons not to scream, I listed some reasons why February is already better.  

February watch out, I got this. 

Getting Fit

I had my own Hulk (the big green thing) moment on Friday, I became enraged when I couldn't get my coat on and literally 'Hulked' out of my shirt. The armpit ripped, actually it didn't just rip, my shirt practically fell to pieces. It was a nice black and white one as well. Sad times. 

I carried on wearing it for the rest of the day- don't judge, I was in a rush and all of my other clothes that currently fit me are in a pile on my bedroom floor. I kept my coat on all day and vowed to make friends with the treadmill at the gym again. 

Which I did yesterday when the cat woke me up at 5.30 am, instead of swearing and putting him outside (ok after), I got up and heaved my gym clothes on. 

I am now the proud owner of 2 aching legs and I am thinking about going and doing it all over again tomorrow. 

January gym visits 0, February 1. Go on Feb!

Step-Mumming

I should thank my child and my step-daughters because without them, I would not have been sat in soft play yesterday and I would not have written this. So cheers girls.

I am also proud to boast that while sitting in the 'adult-only-' section, I did as I was told and did not let them into the sacred part of the cafĂ© where I was, I looked out for them across the counter and when I spotted one of them, I left the room and went to them. Then, when I had ushered them back into the play area (dodging the sick where a child had thrown up), I went back to my table and empty section feeling like a good step-mother. 

Soft play is a special kind of hell, so yes I did revel in the fact that my children are great and only bothered me once in 2 hours so I could enjoy my mug of hot water with teabag on the side.

Apparently I had to open the packet myself and pop it in, all for the bargain price of £1.90, but still, I step-mummed rather well with a girlie day out. 

January soft-play visits 0, February 1. Smashing February!

Saving Money  

If I have 10p in my pocket, I will find somewhere to spend it. It used to be a lot easier back in the day when Freddo's were 10p but if you search carefully, there is always something to buy for 10p. 

One of my favourite money-spending/saving memories is when I used to work as a barmaid. I would be handed my weeks wages in cash on a Saturday night when I had finished my shift at 12.30am, I would go to the clubs until 2am. I could get through my weeks wages in less than an hour and a half. 

I had rent to pay and food to buy, but in that hour and a half, I had cash in my pocket and power drinking to do. Oh, just in case you are not aware, 'power drinking' is where you drink as quickly as you can in an allotted time. Which is both incredibly stupid and expensive. 

After a few months I had to ask my boss to keep my wages in the till and I would take £30.00 out and pick up the rest the next day. That was my first saving experience. 

My second saving experience has now come in the form of a help to buy ISA with my bank. I worked out if I could save £50.00 a week then over a year I could save £2,600. Then if I kept that up in 5 years I would have £13,000. So my first £50 is now in my account and I can't take it back out to spend on rubbish. Or booze.  

Saving in January 0, February 1. Come on February! 

I have got a feeling this is going to be a good month. I hope you have a good start to February too! 

















Monday, 15 January 2018

January is for...


January is for...



Not keeping resolutions:



I will blog every day in the New Year!



Yep, that one went well, happy 2018! Welcome to my first blog of the year!



Trying new things:

I have been slightly more successful with this one as I am starting my own radio show for a local station. Though I have to do it all at home and I can’t figure out how to send it, so hopefully I will get it sorted before the end of the year. Though right now I am not so sure.



Meeting new people:

Last week I went to a lecture given by an author John Eddleston. He has written some fascinating true crime books, and he gave an enthralling talk called ‘The most dangerous weapon in the world.’ I can now make characters in my written fiction do truly gruesome things thanks to this man.



Looking forward to things:

I have booked tickets to go and see one of my favourite authors Peter James, he is going to be talking about his life, his books, there will be a Q and A and free wine. What more do I need to look forward to?! Oh, yeah, a night with Ant Middleton, no sorry it is called ‘An evening with Ant Middleton’ but almost the same! He served in the elite forces and is going to be chatting about his life and his TV shows. If you don’t know who he is, look him up now!


To not argue about silly things:

I just failed as I was writing this because me and my husband (still odd saying that, actually it is the first time I have written HUSBAND, wow what a grownup I am...!) anyway, we argued because I put the dog outside in the rain. HE IS A BLOODY DOG AND A HUSKY AT THAT. Well I stormed upstairs and my husband, sent me a picture with the dog on the floor with a blanket saying ‘Why Mummy? I thought you loved me?’ How silly.

For doing things you didn't do last year:

The bottle caps in the picture at the top is part of an art project I thought about doing. I was going to cover my kitchen table in them, pour resin over the table and I imagined it to look really cool. Now I just make bottle cap letter pictures with them. 


For making promises:

I will blog again soon, but I can’t tell you when...