The thing about being a blogger

Everybody's grandma/aunt/brother/step-sister/dog/next-door's rabbit, has a blog these days.

Blogs can be about absolutely anything; from giving a pet a voice (my dog had one but he only wrote one post because he is too lazy and his favourite activity is farting not writing), to writing about beauty products and everything in between and beyond.

They all start off with good intentions 'I promise to blog every day' and most attempt to fill their readers minds with insight- but it doesn't have to be that way.

Sometimes I might not blog every day because I have gone and got pissed the night before, or because I have eaten a meal that even King Henry VIII would have struggled to contend with and as result I have fallen into a food coma.

Some days I might not always stick to one subject matter, for example where the title might be 'The best nipple tassels on the internet' (sorry, it was the first thing that came into my head), I will inevitably end up talking about something so far removed from nipple tassels and then do a full circle back to nipples.

Other times I might write about something random like....skipping- because, well, why not? I skip at least once a day, down the road, at work, to the shops- not with a rope, just with my body. Much like a child.

The thing about being a blogger is you can say what you damn well want. It might not always be insightful (though some of my blogs might help you at the next pub quiz you go to. I will give you all kinds of random information- that I do promise), and it might sometimes be a bit gross- wait till I tell you about my exploding stretch mark! But just follow along with the madness and laugh.

It might be with me, it might be at me but the important thing is, to skip along with me.

I'll probably be back tomorrow, if the wine stays in the fridge. However, if you see me skipping and singing down the road at midnight online (Title: Crazy drunk woman skipping), I might not be with it enough to write tomorrow.

Bex Blush